There are moments during the year, in Vankleek Hill like most places in Canada, when it gets too cold to have genitals — lets say below -30C. But sometimes, when we’re out searching for our crystallized, and somewhat shattered genitals, we come across beautiful landscapes that almost make it all worthwhile.

Thankfully this year, at least so far, we haven’t had one of those moments because, lets be honest, beautiful landscapes are great, but genitals are genitals.